Consumer watchdog to look into overdraft fees
30 dollars? That consumer watchdog only went over by .25 cents…. How heartless.
INFORMATION THROUGH IGNORANCE
One in four would get soaked by a rainy day
I don’t know which one either. But Doug should share some of that bread.
that apple had it coming. Fake glasses with a mustache, And an old timey bike horn?? What did he think was gonna happen?
he’s not the only one.
BJORK! I KNEW it! What was she thinking? that plan involving scaring everyone away from the old amusement park was never going to work.
Washington lawmakers pass gay-marriage bill
I don’t know what that same-sex marriage bill is so upset about. Its not like those lawmakers passed on the right, this is a totally legit traffic move.
What NOT to wear when traveling
This guy really can’t wait until furry-con, He is so excited he wants to wear his costume there, its like the night before christmas.
Gadhafi’s old allies launch new rebellion
This is pretty encouraging, I understand that Ghadhafi’s old allies can bullseye Womp Rats… and they aren’t much bigger than 2 meters.
F-yeah headlines turns 1 today.
hooray…?
thank you for reading and for your scattered muffled occasional laughter…. sometimes.
We also hit 12000 tumblr followers today, double fist pump.
feel free to send well wishes so I can feel like im not wasting my life.
‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Sermon Completely Abandoned In Megachurch Parking Lot
#rejectedFriday via @rejectedonion
NASA orbiter gives glimpse of moon’s far side
I loved the far side. You just can’t find any funny comics these days…wait…never mind that last part
Vets push pets to help with cancer research
Im with the vets on this one. My dog literally does nothing good for anyone.
Johnny Depp’s girlfriend: We’re not splitting
I don’t blame her, if you wanted some Johnny Depp, you should have ordered your own!
Dolphins hire Philbin as head coach
What a bizarre choice.. He looks pretty nuts.
Submitted by: Scott “my actual brother” Wedum.
(ps. I ALSO wish I had drawn Regis getting carried away by actual dolphins)
Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme
is that a gold tooth? yikes.
its #rejectedfriday once again, courtesy of @rejectedonion
