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</description><title>F*ck Yeah Headlines</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @f-ckyeahheadlines)</generator><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/</link><item><title>Giant tree art and more amazing images 

AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kg1typDX1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photos/photos-of-the-day-1337715940-slideshow/" target="_blank"&gt;Giant tree art and more amazing images &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23722762370</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23722762370</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 02:45:18 -0400</pubDate><category>tree</category><category>art</category><category>painting</category><category>photos</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headline</category></item><item><title>Olympian: Keeping virginity ‘hardest thing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4incnMv5Y1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22825103/vp/47519696#47519696" target="_blank"&gt;Olympian: Keeping virginity ‘hardest thing ever’&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;totes true. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;stay strong.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23662051951</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23662051951</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 03:27:34 -0400</pubDate><category>video games</category><category>olympics</category><category>virgin</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category><category>news</category></item><item><title>Woman attacked while ordering lunch at McDonald’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4exxpFTg31qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.9news.com/news/article/268845/42/Woman-attacked-while-ordering-lunch-at-McDonalds-drive-thru" target="_blank"&gt;Woman attacked while ordering lunch at McDonald’s drive-thru&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mean, she had to see this coming. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23534283676</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23534283676</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 03:25:32 -0400</pubDate><category>mcdonalds</category><category>hamburgler</category><category>lunch</category><category>fast food</category><category>hamburger</category><category>crime</category><category>news</category><category>comics</category></item><item><title>Clerk quits after robbery on his first solo shift

I don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45f4kNlva1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47446734/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.T7R2kVH9dcR" target="_blank"&gt;Clerk quits after robbery on his first solo shift&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don’t blame him, He wasn’t even supposed to be here today!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23212059938</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23212059938</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:45 -0400</pubDate><category>clerks</category><category>90's</category><category>silent bob</category><category>Kevin Smith</category><category>Jay</category><category>news</category><category>comics</category><category>movies</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>Honda unveils new Segway-like vehicle for indoors

the future is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43sflSUN61qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/honda-unveils-segway-vehicle-indoors-032728709.html" target="_blank"&gt;Honda unveils new Segway-like vehicle for indoors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the future is here, I CANNOT wait to try mine out. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23155036464</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23155036464</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 02:53:06 -0400</pubDate><category>honda</category><category>segway</category><category>lifestyle</category><category>indoors</category><category>home</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category><category>comics</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Smoking pot may help relieve symptoms of MS

I think pot could...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41xcxlQpc1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/14/11700177-pot-smoking-may-help-relieve-symptoms-of-ms?lite" target="_blank"&gt;Smoking pot may help relieve symptoms of MS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think pot could be the only thing that could help with the pain of using Windows… also, that would be a hilarious bong design… get on this bong designers &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23092996202</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/23092996202</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 02:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Microsoft</category><category>windows</category><category>ms</category><category>weed</category><category>pot</category><category>Marijuana</category><category>technology</category><category>computers</category></item><item><title>Mason-Dickhead Line Drawn Around North...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ulxghEX11qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedonion.com" target="_blank"&gt;Mason-Dickhead Line Drawn Around North Carolina&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;seriously. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;#rejectedFriday via @rejectedonion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22832289993</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22832289993</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:53:58 -0400</pubDate><category>north carolina</category><category>gay marraige</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category><category>comics</category></item><item><title>Hawks co-owner calls Garnett dirtiest player in the league
good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tvzxb3Yg1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/10/hawks-co-owner-calls-garnett-dirtiest-player-in-the-league/" target="_blank"&gt;Hawks co-owner calls Garnett dirtiest player in the league&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;good grief.  2 Peanuts based comics in a week? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bonus comic… 2 today… only because I love you… very much. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22803052985</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22803052985</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 18:33:00 -0400</pubDate><category>celtics</category><category>nba</category><category>basketball</category><category>garnett</category><category>kg</category><category>sports</category><category>news</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>Entrepreneur legally changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex

I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3snnbnlgM1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/entrepreneur-legally-changes-name-tyrannosaurus-rex-231056641.html" target="_blank"&gt;Entrepreneur legally changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I will literally buy anything this guy is selling&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22768955616</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22768955616</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 02:35:49 -0400</pubDate><category>dinosaurs</category><category>t rex</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category><category>money</category></item><item><title>Wal-Mart worker wants CEO to step down

I gotta say, Im kinda...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dyzhcBTe1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.topix.com/city/south-gate-ca/2012/05/wal-mart-worker-wants-ceo-to-step-down"&gt;Wal-Mart worker wants CEO to step down&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I gotta say, Im kinda with the CEO on this one. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22247010473</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22247010473</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 04:17:07 -0400</pubDate><category>wal-mart</category><category>ceo</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category><category>news</category></item><item><title>Brown: I’m not the reason Whitney’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bxmvSsJu1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Music/2012/04/30/Brown-Im-not-the-reason-Whitneys-gone/UPI-19271335811000/?spt=hs&amp;or=en" target="_blank"&gt;Brown: I’m not the reason Whitney’s gone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;AARRRGGGGH! leave the kid alone, there is no provable connection. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22179650260</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22179650260</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 01:52:33 -0400</pubDate><category>bobby brown</category><category>celebrities</category><category>witney houston</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category><category>charlie brown</category><category>peanuts</category></item><item><title>Pirate party makes a raid on German politics
what brats. who let...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a65uqIzw1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/pirate-party-makes-raid-german-politics-121746168.html" target="_blank"&gt;Pirate party makes a raid on German politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what brats. who let that little kids b-day party get that far out of control?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22111845636</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/22111845636</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 03:01:27 -0400</pubDate><category>germany</category><category>politics</category><category>pirates</category><category>party</category><category>news</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>
Contra Code Flashes Before Dying 30-Year-Old’s Eyes
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34jy8JsBc1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedonion.com" target="_blank"&gt;Contra Code Flashes Before Dying 30-Year-Old’s Eyes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I agree, that does kinda look like Joey Fatone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its #rejectedfriday &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;headline via: @rejectedonion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21901312947</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21901312947</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:13:35 -0400</pubDate><category>contra</category><category>80s</category><category>retro</category><category>comics</category><category>funny</category><category>humor</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>TVs assembled in America draw buyers

holy cow that is adorable,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32pte49PH1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/tvs-assembled-in-america-draw-buyers/68zvjg4" target="_blank"&gt;TVs assembled in America draw buyers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;holy cow that is adorable, I hope the American assembled TVs get the buyers of their lil dreams&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21837474232</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21837474232</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:25:19 -0400</pubDate><category>tvs</category><category>usa</category><category>america</category><category>comics</category><category>drawing</category><category>headlines</category><category>news</category><category>cartoon</category></item><item><title>Seattle’s iconic Space Needle turns 50

is that a d**k...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z0nnAhin1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itineraries.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/29/10924893-seattles-iconic-space-needle-turns-50" target="_blank"&gt;Seattle’s iconic Space Needle turns 50&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;is that a d**k joke? I really hope not… I think it may be though…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would like to apologize to the people of the great city of Seattle &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21704077048</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21704077048</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:28:55 -0400</pubDate><category>space needle</category><category>seattle</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>Mitt Romney rakes in cash during spring break

fist pump!!! </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2m0fxEvLX1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/15/11212452-mitt-romney-rakes-in-cash-during-spring-break?lite" target="_blank"&gt;Mitt Romney rakes in cash during spring break&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;fist pump!!! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21257680482</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21257680482</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:55:54 -0400</pubDate><category>romney</category><category>politics</category><category>spring break</category><category>wet tshirt</category></item><item><title>Beets By Dr. Dre Organic Farm Goes Largely Unnoticed
It...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ed35Mpa41qh1n38o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http//:www.rejectedonion.com" target="_blank"&gt;Beets By Dr. Dre Organic Farm Goes Largely Unnoticed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It ain’t nothin’ but an antioxidant thing Baaaybay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its #rejectedFriday  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via @rejectedonion.    &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21004129044</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/21004129044</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:49:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dre</category><category>beats</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>Travel photo of the day: Famous Victoria Falls
BECKS!! Please be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2csmm5yaU1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/11/11141547-travel-photo-of-the-day-famous-victoria-falls?lite" target="_blank"&gt;Travel photo of the day: Famous Victoria Falls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BECKS!! Please be more careful. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and yes, this is 2 days in a row of a comic featuring a fanny pack. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20953765689</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20953765689</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:29:11 -0400</pubDate><category>beckham</category><category>spice girls</category><category>victoria</category><category>falls</category><category>comics</category><category>news</category><category>headlines</category></item><item><title>When did Facebook become so uncool?

oh man… a Clay...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2awglwwGd1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/10/tech/social-media/facebook-uncool-instagram/index.html?hpt=hp_t3" target="_blank"&gt;When did Facebook become so uncool?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;oh man… a Clay Aiken… CD? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20892309577</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20892309577</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:56:13 -0400</pubDate><category>facebook</category><category>clay aiken</category><category>instagram</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category><category>news</category></item><item><title>Roboethics: Three ways to make sure future robots have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1w7lnYECT1qh1n38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.futureoftech.msnbc.msn.com/technology/futureoftech/roboethics-three-ways-make-sure-future-robots-have-morals-627612" target="_blank"&gt;Roboethics: Three ways to make sure future robots have morals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That doesnt even make sense.. what could this teach us about weather or not they have morals? …. can robots be gay? I just have no idea what their genders are…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20399347303</link><guid>http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/20399347303</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:32:30 -0400</pubDate><category>robots</category><category>threesome</category><category>ethics</category><category>morals</category><category>comics</category><category>headlines</category><category>humor</category></item></channel></rss>

