Giant tree art and more amazing images 

AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL!

Olympian: Keeping virginity ‘hardest thing ever’

totes true. 

stay strong.

Woman attacked while ordering lunch at McDonald’s drive-thru

I mean, she had to see this coming. 

Clerk quits after robbery on his first solo shift

I don’t blame him, He wasn’t even supposed to be here today!!!

Honda unveils new Segway-like vehicle for indoors

the future is here, I CANNOT wait to try mine out. 

Mason-Dickhead Line Drawn Around North Carolina

seriously. 

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Hawks co-owner calls Garnett dirtiest player in the league

good grief.  2 Peanuts based comics in a week? 

Bonus comic… 2 today… only because I love you… very much. 

Entrepreneur legally changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex

I will literally buy anything this guy is selling

Wal-Mart worker wants CEO to step down

I gotta say, Im kinda with the CEO on this one. 

Brown: I’m not the reason Whitney’s gone

AARRRGGGGH! leave the kid alone, there is no provable connection. 

Pirate party makes a raid on German politics

what brats. who let that little kids b-day party get that far out of control?

TVs assembled in America draw buyers

holy cow that is adorable, I hope the American assembled TVs get the buyers of their lil dreams

Seattle’s iconic Space Needle turns 50

is that a d**k joke? I really hope not… I think it may be though…

I would like to apologize to the people of the great city of Seattle 

Beets By Dr. Dre Organic Farm Goes Largely Unnoticed

It ain’t nothin’ but an antioxidant thing Baaaybay.

its #rejectedFriday  

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