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Twisty dust devil captured on Mars
what… what was Taz doing on mars?… I dont get it.
Washington lawmakers pass gay-marriage bill
I don’t know what that same-sex marriage bill is so upset about. Its not like those lawmakers passed on the right, this is a totally legit traffic move.
Atari Arcade games for your … iPad
geez, your iPad is a total burn-out. Its really really good at pitfall though… so…that’s something.
I really feel bad for that newt, especially since that lady newt looks so upset.
Submitted by: Otto Schmitz
Government adopts strict limits on chimp research
Those chimp researches are really getting a raw deal here. That dude didn’t have to break that beaker…. that was over the line.
Man Utilizing Every Pocket Of Cargo Pants
Cargo pants just make good sense, especially if you are trying to hold a whole bunch of squirrels…. Gah! use your head on this one.
#rejectedFriday via @rejectedOnion
Movember Ruins Thanksgiving Pictures Across Country
Thanksgiving is coming, Movember is in full effect. The clash will be felt across the country.
its #rejectedWedsday …. cause of the holiday…. deal with it.
Via our friend for whom we are thankful, @rejectedOnion
Seven charged in alleged Internet ad fraud scam
for shame. You just ruined my childhood you seven a-holes.
Sorry, ladies. Pap still best test for cervical cancer
man, that guy pap is a total creep… but…. what are you gonna do?
Pippa Middleton’s mystery man is unmasked
submitted by: Otto Schmitz
Death Delays Trial Of Michael Jackson’s Doctor
Submitted by: Don Petersen
Broke Rapper Makes It Sprinkle
#rejectedFriday with @rejectedonion
