Did Newt Peak Too Soon?

I really feel bad for that newt, especially since that lady newt looks so upset. 

Submitted by: Otto Schmitz

Tiny critter becomes a big wheel

Let’s do this Mr. Whiskers. When I was a kid I would have killed any of you to get the Big Wheel that had the attached water gun… I still may. 

Justin Bieber’s Baby Drama Escalates

Phantom of the Opera with an all baby cast! Bieber is genius! Greatest baby drama of all time. 

Do tech giants really need a tax holiday?

What’s the deal with those nerdy tech giants anyway? We all gotta pay our fair share, stop being super-tall jerks. 

Sorry, ladies. Pap still best test for cervical cancer

man, that guy pap is a total creep… but…. what are you gonna do?

Pippa Middleton’s mystery man is unmasked

submitted by: Otto Schmitz 

Chocolate lovers have fewer strokes, study finds

Oh my, that is one healthy chocolate lover. Ladies beware. 

The Homey Touches in Twitter’s New York Headquarters

Officials Blow Up Mountaintop in China

Telescope snaps stunning 1st photo of cosmos

Android app asks, ‘Is my son gay?

Wall Street doesn’t like Fed’s latest move

Sliding toward financial crisis

European treasury needed to avoid Depression

Pivotal stretch of NBA lockout