Chick-Fil-A Accidentally Opens On Sunday

THAT is what would happen? Oh man, I totally get it now.

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Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme

is that a gold tooth? yikes. 

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Man Utilizing Every Pocket Of Cargo Pants

Cargo pants just make good sense, especially if you are trying to hold a whole bunch of squirrels…. Gah! use your head on this one. 

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Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend Confuses Tebowing For Marriage Proposal

Rejected Friday Yall. via @rejectedonion ….  tebow….   it looks like SOMEONE is jealous.

Panhandler’s Sign Filled With Grammar Mistakes

Seriously Panhandlers, get it together… Youre?…are you f*cking kidding me? 

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Pity party poorly attended

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No One Able To Tell If Area Hipster Is Homeless Or Not

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Recently Separated Will Smith Moves In With Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

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Alcoholic Mistakes Intervention For Surprise Party

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Broke Rapper Makes It Sprinkle

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Area Dad Wears Golf Shirt To Absolutely Everything

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Runners Have No Idea What They’re Racing To Cure

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Area Restaurant’s ‘Kids Eat Free’ Policy Forces Middle Child To Wait In Car 

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